There are a lot of crappy movies that have come out lately. Seriously. God stories are in demand – so if you have one please share it. The rest of the world would be grateful. Don’t get me wrong there are a few movies out there that I want to see. There is still quality stuff coming out too. You know that, and I didn’t need to tell you.
Like the other day – I was watching TV with the family and I saw this commercial for Beethoven’s Big Break. Ugh. You have got to be kidding. There still making these movies? I thought Hollywood was worried about the recession? No way anyone is making money on this.
Anyway, a quick glance through IMDB and Amazon and I found that this would be the sixth Beethoven movie. Six. Seriously. It’s enough. We have all had enough.
I have decided that the only way I want to see another Beethoven movie is if the title is – forgive me, I don’t mean to sound cruel – “Beethoven Euthanized” – or “Beethoven is bit by a Rabid Squirrel.” Whoever is putting these things out needs to take a cue from Old Yeller and put the dog down. That’s all.
aaronzach
1 year ago
Hahahaha, that is freaking hilarious!!! I totally understand you. There’s not much originality these days…lets just make sequel after sequel until the money dries up. Whoever these people are, they are the same people that are making the stupid “Scary Movie’s.” I was suckered into watching the original Scary Movie and it sucked. There are 4 of those (thank you Wayan’s brothers) along with Epic Movie, Superhero Movie, Disaster Movie, and Meet the Spartans. Why people are throwing money at these movies to watch them or make them?